lemonmermaid:

Jeanmarco Week - Day 1: Insecurity
Some pillow talk, and Jean is a dweeb.

lemonmermaid:

Jeanmarco Week - Day 1: Insecurity

Some pillow talk, and Jean is a dweeb.

jerkidiot:

i got u miley

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

margotkim:

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.

Someone should write a story about a strange alternative fantasy universe where men’s fashion spreads can do literally any shoot without a diner, a phonebooth, or the desert

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
(via iamnotthesociopath)

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

image

you got poland lookin nice

image

Namibia workin it

image

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

image

Haiti fuckin rockin it

image

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon showing up at your door at 6am selling cookies 

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

image

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit